He noted a bit of spinach between his teeth. The rest kind of writes itself, don't ya think?
Oh, okay...
Toothpicks being in short supply due to a fierce labor dispute between lumberjacks and timber company owners (and something about spotted owls needing a place to fornicate), he pulled his javelin out of his back pocket to take care of the problem. (Well, where do you keep *your* javelins?) For the sake of the fornicating owls, the javelin could/should be made of aluminum.
Sadly, as he'd also been keeping his spare ice cube back there, the javelin was a bit slippery. There was a tragic and wholely unforseeable accident.
All that remains for you to do is to decide whether he succeeded in dislodging the spinach before he died.
Javelins and hygiene
Oh, okay...
Toothpicks being in short supply due to a fierce labor dispute between lumberjacks and timber company owners (and something about spotted owls needing a place to fornicate), he pulled his javelin out of his back pocket to take care of the problem. (Well, where do you keep *your* javelins?) For the sake of the fornicating owls, the javelin could/should be made of aluminum.
Sadly, as he'd also been keeping his spare ice cube back there, the javelin was a bit slippery. There was a tragic and wholely unforseeable accident.
All that remains for you to do is to decide whether he succeeded in dislodging the spinach before he died.
Told ya it writes itself...