Jack could be helping an old lady across the street when the world's most confused terrorist blows up a sporting goods store. One of the bits of deadly flying debris is, of course, said javelin. ...The old lady is unscathed.
(Of course, with a sporting goods store, you have the option of making a lawn dart the lethal missile.)
Because the others were too plausible
...The old lady is unscathed.
(Of course, with a sporting goods store, you have the option of making a lawn dart the lethal missile.)