http://borderlad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] borderlad.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] fangrrl_squees 2007-06-28 08:52 am (UTC)

Because the others were too plausible

Jack could be helping an old lady across the street when the world's most confused terrorist blows up a sporting goods store. One of the bits of deadly flying debris is, of course, said javelin.
...The old lady is unscathed.

(Of course, with a sporting goods store, you have the option of making a lawn dart the lethal missile.)

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