Meme/Self-Torture (Same Diff)

[fangrrl_squees]

As I'm making my evil twin go through this, I think I should put myself up for sacrifice, too.

Besides, I'm curious what you evil bunch will come up with - although you'll notice I'm doing this on my fannish journal, and not my regular one. Some of my regular-journal readers have exceedingly cruel (but funny, I can't deny that) imaginations. ;)

Name three fics you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Notice the word attempt - not promise :)

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[txteva.livejournal.com]

Well I'll take
Top Gear team review the TARDIS

Cause I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to read that one! May finding the costume room... Hammond finding the teeth whiteing area.... STIG finding a room full of helmets and odd music.... And Clarkson trying to steer!!!


OH PLEASE WRITE THIS!!!


my other ones.... well i once (year ago) so aw a "i'll write a fic about your icon..." following an odd convo this is the icon i gave them to write about


mawhahaha

but thats not my submission....

1) Giles is running away from monster, goes to hid in this blue phone box, monster throws something and knocks Giles out (he was always being knocked out) as he falls throught the door.... and the Tardis leaves....
Leaving one very confused Zander watch, one very knocked out Giles on Tardis floor and one rather surprised Doctor... Oh and Tea n Britishness must be involved!

2) Top Gear Tardis edition...

3)The Day Cassandra (in Rose's body- lets just say she escaped with the Tardis...) Met Dr Own Bloody Harper