Meme/Self-Torture (Same Diff)

[fangrrl_squees]

As I'm making my evil twin go through this, I think I should put myself up for sacrifice, too.

Besides, I'm curious what you evil bunch will come up with - although you'll notice I'm doing this on my fannish journal, and not my regular one. Some of my regular-journal readers have exceedingly cruel (but funny, I can't deny that) imaginations. ;)

Name three fics you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Notice the word attempt - not promise :)

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[moviegrrl.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehehe
Tardis/Ianto slash*
Zod/Superman hurt/comfort fic (sorry, sorry, sorry)
Top Gear team review the TARDIS
Casanova meets Capt Jack Harkness...

*crawls under a rock*

*I know I still need to do my TARDIS stalking Ianto fic too....

[moviegrrl.livejournal.com]

Have also realised that I've given you four... I am an idiot

[txteva.livejournal.com]

Well I'll take
Top Gear team review the TARDIS

Cause I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to read that one! May finding the costume room... Hammond finding the teeth whiteing area.... STIG finding a room full of helmets and odd music.... And Clarkson trying to steer!!!


OH PLEASE WRITE THIS!!!


my other ones.... well i once (year ago) so aw a "i'll write a fic about your icon..." following an odd convo this is the icon i gave them to write about


mawhahaha

but thats not my submission....

1) Giles is running away from monster, goes to hid in this blue phone box, monster throws something and knocks Giles out (he was always being knocked out) as he falls throught the door.... and the Tardis leaves....
Leaving one very confused Zander watch, one very knocked out Giles on Tardis floor and one rather surprised Doctor... Oh and Tea n Britishness must be involved!

2) Top Gear Tardis edition...

3)The Day Cassandra (in Rose's body- lets just say she escaped with the Tardis...) Met Dr Own Bloody Harper

[fangrrl-squees.livejournal.com]

*rotfl*

You realize that I've actually had to be restrained from writing the Casanova/Harkness fic, right? ;)

And there's some serious comedy awaiting in Top Gear reviewing the TARDIS.

Superman/Zod?? Ew. I guess that's your revenge for the Snape/Harry bit.

And define exactly what you mean by the slash between TARDIS and Ianto. ;)

[moviegrrl.livejournal.com]

Ok so Casanova/Harkness is something you would have written anyway, so has to be discounted...
Superman/Zod, sorry it just came to me and yeah I think you deserved it after Snape/Harry.. ;)
Tardis/Ianto, yeah that's just perverse. Maybe Ianto wants to become less than human, more machine (after the whole Lisa debacle), maybe he's just got a kink for Whorp Whorp! noises, maybe he just gets carried away thinking about someone else and things go flying. Basically it can be as nasty and as gross as you wanna make it. Because I know you wouldn't EVAH write anything like that...
I am indeed your eeeeeeevil twin.
xxx