Torchwood: Probably the Most Apathetically Written PWP Evar.

Right then.

The Gwen/Owen PWP is as done as it's going to get because, frankly, I'm tired of staring at it and porn really isn't my thing, writing-wise. I'm big on the fade-to-black approach. But I had to write this down, otherwise I was going to keep walking into walls at the office.

Owen Bloody Harper (thank you for that nickname, moviegrrl) can pout all he likes about it not being smutty enough. See above re: me and the porn.

I probably shouldn't inflict it on y'all but, to hell with it. I'll never learn anything if I avoid criticism. Peer behind the cut tag for the awfulness that is the fangrrl's first attempt at PWP in about sixteen years. Srsly, the last bit I wrote was some torrid Riker/Wesley slash shortly after I finished high school.

NC-17 for naughty words and actions. There's probably some godawful formatting errors in there, too, as I've pasted it from Word, but I think I caught them all.

( It only has a title because LJer seamstrix suggested one... )