fangrrl_squees: (Default)
I'm going to release a chunk of fanfic outline into the wild. It's intended as a followup to The Harkness Supremacy crackfic but I'm damned if I can remember where I was going with it. I vaguely remember some notion about the alien antagonist being addicted to snorting opals. Damned if I can remember why it's killing humans and what the tie-in with the bio-terror group was. I think the Big Bad was looking to have something nasty tailored to sell to a third (offworld) party, and was actually being somewhat smart about covering his tracks.

It goes to say that this was all jotted down long before Children of Earth...

Read on, if you dare )

Grr.

Jan. 4th, 2009 02:42 pm
fangrrl_squees: (kaldor city)
I have officially chucked the Kaldor City fanscript into the bin.

It's fanwank and not very good fanwank, either.

I might try to tackle the notion of Kaldor City fanwriting again once I get the urge to be a complete idiot out of my system, but I suspect that'll never happen.

I'm rather irritated about the wasted effort and the fact that I can't seem to pull myself out of the mire that is the aforementioned wankery. But the best thing I can do right now is admit that it's a failed idea and try to leave it behind.

At least the experience introduced me to CeltX which I otherwise wouldn't have known about, so it wasn't a complete waste of time...
fangrrl_squees: (fandom taught me at least 1 thing)
Best goddamn laugh I've had in a couple of days: anti-fanfic bingo!

Coincidentally enough, I just found my long-lost jump drive with my notes for a moderately ambitious Torchwood fanfic. Yep, I'm going to do what many of my friends think I'm incapable of: write a genfic1. Worse yet, I'm still intending to tackle it as a screenplay. I'm mad, I tell you. Quite, quite mad.

And please, oh please, don't leave a comment asking me if I've seen Torchwood 2x01/telling me how awesome it is. I haven't seen it and I'm sure it is awesome, but my husband is already badly distracted by my sobbing into the keyboard and moaning that life was so much easier without a conscience. Let's not make things any worse for either of us, 'kay?

Ask me on the 26th. :)

PS. Meanwhile, I've started flinging emails to a couple of dealers who are going to be at G1, asking after their interest in the B7 'zines. I figure that shipping 'em to Gally won't cost too much and if any sale falls through at the last minute, my loss will be the charity auction's gain.

1 - well, genfic in that only canonical naughtiness will be referred to...
fangrrl_squees: (dw - the master orders evil pizza)
Title: Everyone Needs A Hobby
Summary: When faced with a captive Jack Harkness, Harry Saxon decides that the traditional methods of torture just won't do...
Rating: R (violence, sexual content)
Pairing: None. It's a bit subtexty, I s'pose but I wouldn't call this a pairing. But it's not genfic, either. Just read the dam' thing.
Spoilers: Very minor for Utopia/The Sound of Drums/The Last Time Lord
Disclaimer: The characters belong to the BBC, not me.
Further notes: a prequel for the setup to the reboot (whew!) of my toppy!Ianto series. And this one's been beta'd, btw.

Follow the cut )
fangrrl_squees: (dw - the master use my name bitch)
Title: One Week Later.
Rating: NC-17. Violence and sexual content (non-con).
Featured characters: Jack Harkness, Harry Saxon, Lucy Saxon.
Summary: A follow up to Emotional Politics... and my general rummaging through Jack's year in hell on the Valiant. One week after a failed escape attempt, Jack gives in to the temptation to do something very stupid during a conversation with Harry Saxon.
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Harry Saxon
Additional warning: This might hit some bad buttons for readers. If you couldn't sit through a certain scene in Marathon Man, you might want to give this a miss. And, again, it's unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: The characters belong to the BBC. They're not mine, and they're probably quite relieved about it.

'The rational part of Jack's mind suggested that this probably wasn't a good idea... )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: Emotional Politics Makes For Strange Bedfellows
Summary: Despite being in captivity, Jack does his best to make new friends while aboard the Valiant. Unfortunately, Lucy Saxon has a strange idea of what constitutes 'friendship'.
Pairing: none (genfic)
Featured characters: Lucy Saxon, Jack Harkness
Rating: 15, for violence and language.
Spoilers: Sound of Drums/Last Time Lord, but only if you squint and have been living under a rock, DW-wise.
Disclaimer: The characters belong to the BBC, not me. This is all homage.
Additional warning: Unbeta'd. Spellchecked, yes, but not beta'd as this is another one of those 'Desperately written to get it out of my head' fics. Another in this month's (apparent) theme of being generally nasty to Jack Harkness.

Behind the cut, 3000 words or so )
fangrrl_squees: (tw - iAnto)
Right, you lot. Here's the kickoff for rebooting the toppy!Ianto series. It's unbeta'd and definitely a bit rough, but it's done. I won't admit how long this idea has been in my head, because that would be a bit embarrassing.

Title: Starting Over
Summary: Now that Jack has returned from the Valiant - an experience about which he is uncharacteristically closed-mouthed - Ianto learns that what qualifies as that status quo must undergo some serious re-interpretation.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R, for not-very-specific violence and some slightly-explicit naughtiness, but it is a bit weird. Hence the R.


Follow the cut )
fangrrl_squees: (dw - you're completely mad!)
Warning: sillyfic ahead. By silly I mean in no ways uplifting or insightful rather than silly and goofy. Well, it is silly, I suppose, technically.

And, amazingly enough, entirely slash-free. It's about Lucy and Saxon, a little bit of prequel foolishness. Unbeta'd, so read at your own risk.

But he was so good to my father... )
fangrrl_squees: (jb - plot bunny)
Really big huge plotbunny just ran off with my forebrain.

It's a straight-up genfic Torchwood idea. In fact, I think I want to write it as a screenplay because, frankly, I need the practice.

I would say Where the fuck did this come from? but I must admit that the idea is the culmination of some bits that have been bubbling around my brain since the first draft of The Harkness Supremacy. but the way they all came together was a bit startling, like...
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 8 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: PG-13 (language, innuendo)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...
Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths
Part 7 - It didn’t help that whoever designed the place apparently didn’t like sports, or America – or possibly both.

Part 8 - Bond wondered how much trouble he’d be in if he hogtied the American and left him in the closet for the duration. )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 7 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: R (a little bit of slash)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...
Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths

Part 7 - It didn’t help that whoever designed the place apparently didn’t like sports, or America – or possibly both )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 6 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...

Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths. )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 5 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Chapter Rating: PG-15 (language, violence)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'

Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news... )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 4 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'

'Part 4 - One man's trash is another man's treasure' )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 3 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: PG-13 (language)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'

Part 3 - 'Part 3 - I must have *really* pissed M off.' )
fangrrl_squees: (Default)
Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 2 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...

Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.' )

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