See the Fangrrl Squee

Best goddamn laugh I've had in a couple of days: anti-fanfic bingo!

Coincidentally enough, I just found my long-lost jump drive with my notes for a moderately ambitious Torchwood fanfic. Yep, I'm going to do what many of my friends think I'm incapable of: write a genfic¹. Worse yet, I'm still intending to tackle it as a screenplay. I'm mad, I tell you. Quite, quite mad.

And please, oh please, don't leave a comment asking me if I've seen Torchwood 2x01/telling me how awesome it is. I haven't seen it and I'm sure it is awesome, but my husband is already badly distracted by my sobbing into the keyboard and moaning that life was so much easier without a conscience. Let's not make things any worse for either of us, 'kay?

Ask me on the 26th. :)

PS. Meanwhile, I've started flinging emails to a couple of dealers who are going to be at G1, asking after their interest in the B7 'zines. I figure that shipping 'em to Gally won't cost too much and if any sale falls through at the last minute, my loss will be the charity auction's gain.

¹ - well, genfic in that only canonical naughtiness will be referred to...

Title: One Week Later.
Rating: NC-17. Violence and sexual content (non-con).
Featured characters: Jack Harkness, Harry Saxon, Lucy Saxon.
Summary: A follow up to Emotional Politics... and my general rummaging through Jack's year in hell on the Valiant. One week after a failed escape attempt, Jack gives in to the temptation to do something very stupid during a conversation with Harry Saxon.
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Harry Saxon
Additional warning: This might hit some bad buttons for readers. If you couldn't sit through a certain scene in Marathon Man, you might want to give this a miss. And, again, it's unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: The characters belong to the BBC. They're not mine, and they're probably quite relieved about it.

( 'The rational part of Jack's mind suggested that this probably wasn't a good idea... )

Right, you lot. Here's the kickoff for rebooting the toppy!Ianto series. It's unbeta'd and definitely a bit rough, but it's done. I won't admit how long this idea has been in my head, because that would be a bit embarrassing.

Title: Starting Over
Summary: Now that Jack has returned from the Valiant - an experience about which he is uncharacteristically closed-mouthed - Ianto learns that what qualifies as that status quo must undergo some serious re-interpretation.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R, for not-very-specific violence and some slightly-explicit naughtiness, but it is a bit weird. Hence the R.


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Really big huge plotbunny just ran off with my forebrain.

It's a straight-up genfic Torchwood idea. In fact, I think I want to write it as a screenplay because, frankly, I need the practice.

I would say Where the fuck did this come from? but I must admit that the idea is the culmination of some bits that have been bubbling around my brain since the first draft of The Harkness Supremacy. but the way they all came together was a bit startling, like...

Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 11 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: R (violence (and torture), strong language)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...
Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths
Part 7 - It didn’t help that whoever designed the place apparently didn’t like sports, or America – or possibly both.
Part 8 - Bond wondered how much trouble he’d be in if he hogtied the American and left him in the closet for the duration.
Part 9 - 'You’re from the X-Files – a not very competent version of the X-Files, either.'
Part 10 - 'I thought I had a choice between getting shot and...'

( 'Part 11 - You’re in a country renowned for a lack of human rights and you’re not even human' )

Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 9 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: PG-13 (language)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...
Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths
Part 7 - It didn’t help that whoever designed the place apparently didn’t like sports, or America – or possibly both.
Part 8 - Bond wondered how much trouble he’d be in if he hogtied the American and left him in the closet for the duration.

( Part 9 - 'You’re from the X-Files – a not very competent version of the X-Files, either.' )

Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 7 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: R (a little bit of slash)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...
Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths

( Part 7 - It didn’t help that whoever designed the place apparently didn’t like sports, or America – or possibly both )

Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 5 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Chapter Rating: PG-15 (language, violence)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'

( Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news... )

Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 3 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: PG-13 (language)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'

Part 3 - ( 'Part 3 - I must have *really* pissed M off.' )