*Headdesk*
Jan. 18th, 2007 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fangrrl_squeesAw, crap.
I need a beta for the Owen/original-character1 hand!porn2 thing. I think it qualifies as car!porn by now, as well. Thinking of which, can someone remind me of the make and model of the inadequacy-mobile that Owen Bloody Harper drives?
I just need to finish typing in the couple of pages of sleaze I wrote in my journal on the train home, and finesse the beginning a bit so that any reader who hasn't been keeping up with me and my friends' inside joke for the past couple of years have enough context to keep going, and then it'll be ready for beta.
Bonus points to any beta who also digs the hand!pron. And I use that latter term quite literally - but I mean attached-to-a-human hand, not hand-in-a-jar hand, otherwise I'd be posting this on threehandedjack or gimmethejar already...
Between this and putting Jack Harkness in women's underwear, I think it's time for me to revise my list of fetishes. The list seems to be rather out of date. Jaysis...
ETA: bloody hell. The piece is done - really done, this time - and it's five pages of the perviest hand!pron it's been my pleasure to write. In fact, I enjoyed writing that probably far more than is healthy. I will now commence my singing of The Doom Song.
1 - call a spade, a spade, fangrrl. The "OC" is about one step away from a Mary Sue. God help me. But being honest counts for something right? Right?
2 - real, attached-to-a-human hand, not a![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
gimme_the_jar type hand!porn thing.
I need a beta for the Owen/original-character1 hand!porn2 thing. I think it qualifies as car!porn by now, as well. Thinking of which, can someone remind me of the make and model of the inadequacy-mobile that Owen Bloody Harper drives?
I just need to finish typing in the couple of pages of sleaze I wrote in my journal on the train home, and finesse the beginning a bit so that any reader who hasn't been keeping up with me and my friends' inside joke for the past couple of years have enough context to keep going, and then it'll be ready for beta.
Bonus points to any beta who also digs the hand!pron. And I use that latter term quite literally - but I mean attached-to-a-human hand, not hand-in-a-jar hand, otherwise I'd be posting this on threehandedjack or gimmethejar already...
Between this and putting Jack Harkness in women's underwear, I think it's time for me to revise my list of fetishes. The list seems to be rather out of date. Jaysis...
ETA: bloody hell. The piece is done - really done, this time - and it's five pages of the perviest hand!pron it's been my pleasure to write. In fact, I enjoyed writing that probably far more than is healthy. I will now commence my singing of The Doom Song.
1 - call a spade, a spade, fangrrl. The "OC" is about one step away from a Mary Sue. God help me. But being honest counts for something right? Right?
2 - real, attached-to-a-human hand, not a
gimme_the_jar type hand!porn thing.
