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Title: One Week Later.
Rating: NC-17. Violence and sexual content (non-con).
Featured characters: Jack Harkness, Harry Saxon, Lucy Saxon.
Summary: A follow up to Emotional Politics... and my general rummaging through Jack's year in hell on the Valiant. One week after a failed escape attempt, Jack gives in to the temptation to do something very stupid during a conversation with Harry Saxon.
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Harry Saxon
Additional warning: This might hit some bad buttons for readers. If you couldn't sit through a certain scene in Marathon Man, you might want to give this a miss. And, again, it's unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: The characters belong to the BBC. They're not mine, and they're probably quite relieved about it.

( 'The rational part of Jack's mind suggested that this probably wasn't a good idea... )

Title: The Harkness Supremacy - Chapter 10 of 12
Overall Rating: 15 (some violence, a tiny bit of slash, strong language)
Total Length: 11,100 words - which is why it's been broken down into 12 parts!
Chapter Rating: R (violence, another bit of slash)
Disclaimer: This is an homage. The characters are not mine.
Summary: What happens when a member of MI6, an assassin and a former time agent run into each other in Hong Kong? Quite a lot.

Part 1 - James Bond hated Hong Kong...
Part 2 - 'You're not about to win any awards for safe driving.'
Part 3 - 'I must have *really* pissed M off.'
Part 4 - 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'
Part 5 - It was only human to have a few drinks after hearing bad news...
Part 6 - Dr. Stuart Bell seemed to be pushing research along some very specific paths
Part 7 - It didn’t help that whoever designed the place apparently didn’t like sports, or America – or possibly both.
Part 8 - Bond wondered how much trouble he’d be in if he hogtied the American and left him in the closet for the duration.
Part 9 - 'You’re from the X-Files – a not very competent version of the X-Files, either.'>

( Part 10 - 'I thought I had a choice between getting shot and...' )

Alright, so lemme explain.

The story, below, was what I originally had in mind for Inversion (aka "The Switchy!Ianto story") but I decided that I didn't want to bring Owen into the dynamic. Not yet, at least. *ahem* And I thought the tone was a wee bit light, compared to the rest of the series.

But why should I let a perfectly fine bit of filth languish on my hard drive? So, if you like, treat this as an AU for Inversion - as it does make some passing references to that continuity. Or just enjoy it as is, whatever. ;)

Title: Turnabout
Pairing: Ianto/Owen (yes, really) and Ianto/Jack (implied)
Rating: NC-17, but it's not terribly explicit, but there is definitely some naughtiness going on.
Summary: Jack finds more than he expected when he goes looking for some long-lost reports.
Disclaimer: The BBC owns these characters. I'll put them back when I'm done playing with them, honest.

Warning: Unbeta'd.

( Jack wondered if all of the storage areas scattered throughout the Hub were being used for one sort of illicit encounter or another )

Author's Afterword

For what it's worth, this was going to be followed up with Ianto, indeed, taking it out on Jack, although not too unpleasantly, because I've got dark!Ianto bound and gagged in the closet, ironically enough, so no non-con for him, the naughty lad.

Srsly, my outlines after this story were heading off into a direction that I'm not quite ready for - it would be too soon and quite probably a little too implausible, even within the giddy realms of cheerful slashfic - so I yanked the whole thing and started over with Inversion.

As ever, feedback is luv.

This really belongs in my non-fannish journal, but I figure I've got better odds at finding some sympathy over here.

My evil twin is trying to kill me, bless her heart. Annoyingly enough it took a hair over 2,000 words of random thinking/freewriting to come up with something even remotely resembles a plot for the Jack Harkness/James Bond/Jason Bourne crossover¹ I'd promised, and longer than that to shoehorn in the requisite smut, and it's still not not ideally situated - y'know how it is, sometimes... Never, ever commit to writing slashfic offhandedly, kids, it will haunt you.

However, I seem to be getting my revenge on said evil twin via dr_owen_harper, so I think we're even on that score.

Andrea's still stalking around muttering Weevils? and pouting 'cause I won't let her within a country mile of Owen Bloody Harper again. One PWP with those two was plenty.

Thinking of PWP: ladykoori, did you get the file I sent you this morning, or did my work servers eat it? The latter is quite possible, alas. I'm dead torn about doing an Owen/Ianto bit in a similar vein. I suspect I'll crack and start scribbling later this week, (edit: I cracked already. So much for that worry) but I really want to do Ianto's you just don't get it, yet talk with Jack, first. Then I'll write that story I told you about on Friday. Birthday surprise is still in the pipeline, but I'm feeling more abivalent about that one, as it's shaping up to be a bit too similar to the previous idea. Well, the plotbunnies have lots of time to graze before I get to them.

(ladykoori has, it seems, won the dubious distinction of being one of the very few folks I run my smutty story ideas past way before I write 'em. My evil twin's input is ever-valuable, natch, but her being eight time zones away makes some things tricky)

I've got a feeling that, in about 48 hours, I'm going to be bashing away at the keyboard a lot. My regular berth on Planet Pron has apparently been established... (ETA: Never mind the 48 hours bit. I did a serious rewrite on the switchy!Ianto bit on the way home, and bashed out a draft for the voyeurism story. I'm not entirely happy with it, but at least the plotbunnies have calmed down enough to let me, y'know, do other things...)

PS, moviegrrl, my hubby had a rather nifty idea for lola_in_tardis. Expect an email, shortly.

¹ - Yes, you read that right. Blame the evil twin - I do!

Title: Exposure
Pairing: Ianto/Jack
Rating: NC-17/Adult Slash, d/s, crossdressing. All that good stuff. Not terribly hardcore, but it is explicit.
Summary: After a rather uncomfortable day at the office, Jack looks forward to some relief - but is that what he's going to get?

Part 3 of ??? in my in-need-of-a-name Toppy!Ianto series. Prologue: Shouting Match. Part 1: Negotiation. Part 2: Incognito.

Mea culpa: I really didn't know that I had The Toppy Teaboy From Mossad Torchwood living in my head. It's as big a surprise to me as anyone. Fun, tho'.
Disclaimer: Characters and setting are property of Auntie Beeb and used without permission. It's all homage. Please don't sue.

Thanks to gothmafia and cyberamanda for the beta. You guys rawk.

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This is All Ianto's Fault. Srsly.

Title: Incognito.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: Whatever passes for 'adult' in your part of the world - slash, generally smutty, d/s (forced crossdressing)
Spoilers: none
Summary: a de-facto follow up to Negotiation, the BDSM-talk-fic of doooom. The time for talk is done - in a manner of speaking - as Jack starts to get an inkling of what he let himself in for.

Part 1 of god knows how many pieces as fangrrl has fun turning Jack into a subbie. A second part has been drafted (working title: Exposed), and toppy!Ianto is suggested a third. Did I mention that today was probably the least productive workday of my life, and that includes the day after the Webbys when everyone was so hungover, the boss closed the office down?

Disclaimer: The Torchwood characters and setting aren't mine and are used without permission. If they were mine, we'd have seen something like the below about two weeks into the show's run.

As ever, feedback is appreciated, but not expected.

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I might be looking for a beta/collaborator for Exposed, which is a regular prose tale in this, er, continuity. Drop a line to fangrrl_squees(at)livejournal(dot)com if you're interested.

Title: Workplace Conversation
Pairing: Jack/Owen
Rating: PG - mild cursing m/m implied.
Summary: Jack and Owen share a few words over Jack's desk...

This is an immediate sequel to the as-yet-untitled Jack/Owen PWP of the other day, which is in turn a sort-of sequel to User Friendly and Torn. Yes, I think I'll be making a web page/archive for them, at this rate.

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moviegrrl? Jack says he probably isn't quite done with the parcel yet, so if plot-bunnies start chewing on your brain, feel free to make bunny stew.