Would You Be Prepared If Gravity Reversed Itself?

[fangrrl_squees]

When you're smart, people need you.

It's a moral imperative!

Ice is nice! How's it feel to be frozen?

Why am I the only person who has that dream?

I think it's because I'm nineteen and hyperkinetic and guys are a little intimidated. I suppose if I stopped to think about it, I'd be a little depressed...

Thank you, Neal Israel. It almost moves me to forgive you for, um, well, almost everything else you've done

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[kaligrrrl.livejournal.com]

I <3 Real Geniusso much.

[fangrrl-squees.livejournal.com]

It stopped me and half a dozen others from committing homicide whilst we were in high school, forsooth... ;)

[silverstreak.livejournal.com]

And two of my favorite lines:

"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

"Well then I'm happy and sad for you."