Torchwood: *Sob*

[fangrrl_squees]

So, it's not slash.

But.

I'm writing hand!porn.

Torchwood/Crossover hand!porn.

Although, two pages in, it's just becoming porn at this point.

Kill me. Srsly. Just kill me now.

Paul Viersan, eat your undead heart out¹.

¹ - a reference that approximately two of you will get, if that many. Don't worry about it.

Comments

[ladykoori.livejournal.com]

Its alright. You'll feel better if you just get it out of your system.

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I dunno about that. I'm all hot and bothered, now!

(And I'm at work and can't do a bloody thing about it!)

*hangs head, shamefully* Hand!porn. Next thing you know, I'm going be writing (*whispers*) furry fic. Or something even weirder, like a Lost/House crossover...

American bank

[genus-loci.livejournal.com]

Into the American bank the Torchwood team strode purposefully like they owned the place - well all except Owen who was being typically sulky and stubborn outside in the illegally parked black SUV. He was still annoyed they'd made him drive while they'd been cracking jokes in the back at his expense.

Nobody paid the team much attention, they walked through as usual like they owned the place, which was strange for a bank - until they reached Johanna's desk. Johanna looked up from her writing very surprised and slightly startled.

Captain Jack looked her straight in the eye and with a boyish grin said, "It's only a TV show, Johanna". "Yeah" said Gwen, in that Welsh accent of hers backing him up, then looked startled at Jack, "Why's everyone here got an American accent?". They disappeared in a puff of character smoke - Johanna woke from her daydream and got back to work.

;)

Re: American bank

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnarf*

[fangrrl-squees.livejournal.com]

My husband has just informed me that, in his experience, purging doesn't work with porn. This explains why the entire male half of our species is the way it is - or so he claims.

I'm doomed. Dooooomed.

[ladykoori.livejournal.com]

Ah. That actually makes sense. Very smart man, your husband.

So, yeah, you're doomed. Sorry.

[bovil.livejournal.com]

Don't worry too much.

johnnyeponymous has been bitten by the fanfic bug, writing Laser Cats! 2 fanfic.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Paul Viersan, eat your undead heart out
*giggles*